All the Bust!

I guess people suffer from blog shyness...though good to see Monkey stepping up and posting. Mamu...arre kuch to likh!

Uncle is I guess busy biting the heat and dust in UP while Kaushal does the same in Punjab..Nidzzz is off to Goa for the weekend...where she will be sipping beer and enjoy the rain and sand! Heard its pouring badly there...While Divya looks to make Chandini Chowk her second home till the W-Day!

Inside Man was neat..but abrupt ending. Denzel's one liners are to die for in the movie!..some of them are absolutely incredible. Clive Owen too was pretty good...played the part very well.

Dont think anything is possible for the weekend as race and football is on air! And as far as watching games in pubs is concerned...all good games are midnite..so that goes outta the window...but still we can go and catch some action.

Motu i dont why is abstaining from writing here...he too is going to bombay sometime next week...Please pray ladies and gentlemen...mufti runs into Esha Deol (baby is a word far too better word to be wasted on someone like her!!) Otherwise ala Mast....next time any of you are in Mumbai...chances are u will have Motu driving an Auto..circling around her house!

Ahh...Ramu's factory has another story too look at! But this time it will be called "Bust"...here is how the story goes:


A small town Johnny (mote..u dont deserve to be called big city lad after ur stints in Merrut, Raipur, Jabalpur, Patiala, Bhopal and Sangrur!) after trying his luck and hand (pun intended) on every second girl he met finally falls for a Bollywood heroine (in between a few "parrots".... flew in some parties). He drives his friends crazzzzy with stupid bull crap about her. A few friends start insulting the heroine. Johnny gets upset! Threatens to screw everyone's lives. In between throws a few comments like "I am off". Enter a Murari from Bihar....who holds some dark deep secrets about Johnny! The usual blackmail goes...and Ala Hatimtai Johnny knows his life is in a parrot's neck! (Motu...is there some fascination for parrots?)


Anyways..one fine day Johnny goes to Mumbai Nagariya...in hope of meeting the love (or shall we call it lust?) of his life. Sweats it around for a coupla days realising that he has to stay there forever to find true love. And as they say..hope springs eternal, he starts driving an auto near the area where she lives. Tired and exhausted, one day Johnny is sitting in a Chhamiya Bar...when suddenly (with the movie Hum's music when AB gets angry is playing) encounters lust of his life gyrating and doing some pelvic thrusts! In the background he sees the Mast hero....He knows the truth! Johnny is heartbroken! He realises that his plans go Bust...and what he was after was actually the Bust of the Lust!

With a qualified auto driver's license in his pocket and tears in his eyes..he returns to his old life of tennis, sleep and muftkhori!


THE END!!!

Last heard...Steven Spielberg is looking for Johnny to act in the Hollywood remake of Bust!!


P.S: Sorry people...getting majorly bored at work! As they say "An empty mind is a Devil's Workshop"


Disclaimer: All the characters in the story are absolutely fictional. Any resemblance to people living or dead is merely coincidental!!...hahahah!!!!